How To Pick Up Girls Using Pick Up Lines

By Margaret Ferguson


OK so we've all heard some pretty cheesy pick up lines throughout our lives. Some of them are pretty funny, others just god awful, but did you ever think that they could actually work? Well they can. Using the right line in the right situation can actually work very well on girls. Now you can't just walk up and say the line and expect her to just fall for you, there is a method to the madness. First thing's first you must say the line with confidence. This is important because no one will take you seriously unless you say it with confidence. Next you must say the line with a SMILE on your face because we're not trying to actually use the line to get the girl, it's simply being used as an icebreaker to make her laugh or become interested in you. The reason this will work is because although the pick up line is probably cheesy, the fact that you said it with confidence and a smile, and the fact that the line will be funny, (I'll show you where to find them in the next paragraph) the line will actually make her laugh and therefore she will become attracted to you. It's been proven that the number one way to attract a girl is by making her laugh.

The next thing you should focus on is the kind of pick up line you are using. There are literally thousands out there but very few are actually going to make a person laugh or smile. After looking through many websites I found that pick up lines that win is the best source of funny lines to use. There are 115 solid lines on this one page but the entire site is good. A link for this website is provided down below. Another good page on this site is the cheesy pick up lines page which I will also provide a link to below. These ones are also pretty funny.

If you do want to use a line then whatever you do please smile and let the girl you are trying it on know that you are trying to be funny. A line like, 'God must be in a panic as one of his angels is missing' or the other extreme something like, 'Come and sit on my lap let's talk about the first thing that pops up' are pretty well guaranteed to make you look like an idiot or in the second example, result in you being slapped in the face.

The dating world is an ever changing scene of constantly mutating norms and rituals. To say it is frustrating would be quite the understatement.Not to mention, there are those girls that get a genuine kick out of making the entire process as difficult as possible; hence the male's reason for genuine, well justified, dread of rejection. Humor is the best way to disarm the most disciplined sour puss.As a result, a well timed funny pick up line is usually just what's needed to break the ice. Believe me, in this new millennium, the tried and true old faithful funny pick up lines for girls are just that, old and tried.Let's get the obvious out the way first. What tickles the marrow of one person's funny bone could grate the very nerve of another individual.

The environment, setting, and present company could never go ignored. These key elements must be considered to ensure that funny pick up line for girls really works. All three elements, the environment, the setting, and the present company, must coordinate like a symphony.This is a delicate balance. If just one element is out of sync, your success will become extremely questionable at best. Don't be tempted to confuse funny with a snide remark aimed at some apparent unassuming victim. It may just back fire miserably.There's a lot of funny to be found in our every day lives. Just take note and pay attention. There's inspiration all around you. Don't ever force funny. Attempt to be funny when you feel like being funny. Forcing a funny pick up line will sound exactly like that, forced not funny.

If you're wondering if you can achieve a certain degree of coolness and hopefully manipulate how women perceive you, the answer is yes. There are ways and means to establish your value and make women feel attracted towards you. You don't have to be Brad Pitt to snatch a hot girl.

A successfully delivered well timed funny pick up line for girls is priceless. However, you should be aware of the contributing factors that determine your success. Your environment could never be ignored. A funeral service is not the best place to try out your newest funny pick up line.Never forget that every girl is unique, so it should be pointless to point out the need to cater your funny pick up line accordingly. Originality is key. Be different. Every girl could use a little break from monotony. Being serious all the time is entirely too draining.

The Eye Contact.If you can, establish eye contact before approaching a girl. This will help you gauge your chances of establishing a conversation that will hopefully lead to a steamy bed action.

Another way of attracting women is for you to communicate your value, confidence and authenticity. If they perceive you as someone they can rely on and someone who stands out and delivers when a situation arises, hooking up with them becomes easier. Women like the idea of being with a man they can talk to and not with a man who would just stay for a night and leave before the chicken crows. This is the kind of impression you need to communicate to them and using great pick up lines defeat the whole purpose.If you're groping as to what you have to say to a woman you just saw from across the room, just relax for a bit and spend a few minutes observing her. What is she wearing? What kind of book is she reading? Do you like the way she ties her hair? Gather information that you can use to create good conversation openers. For example:"I really like that color/dress/necklace on you. I'd love to know where you bought it because I need to pick up a birthday gift for my friend Jen. I bet she'd love something like that."

Other effective openers are those that pertain to relationships and cheating. For example:"You girls look like experts...let me ask you a quick question. How long do you need to be dating a guy before you change the status on your Facebook page from "single" to "in a relationship"? Because my friend Jen has been with a guy for about a month, and his Facebook page still says "single"...and she's not sure whether she should say something about it."

There are ways to modify existing romantic pick up lines making it sound more natural and not forced. The goal is not to be ditched from the get go but open her up to a fun and interesting conversation that will hopefully help you get her into your bed.

Now I want to give you my most powerful (and controversial) seduction secrets. But before we proceed, please heed this warning.




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